Monday, March 12, 2012

War. Get a Clue.

I am at the desk this morning to work on a book. 

It's a book about a family of women and war.  Specifically, a family of wealthy Texas women and the US war in Afghanistan.  And a daughter who becomes a casualty of that war. 

To do this work, I have steeped myself in as much of the truth about our war in the mountains and valleys of Afghanistan as I can stand.  It has been a process of immersion and gasping for air as I've watched documentaries and YouTube videos, read blogs and military websites.  At the end of the day, I have a lovely, peaceful, upper middle class life to return to, and so...of course...I walk on. 

But I cannot claim to be clueless. 

Today, no one in America who can read or turn on a radio or linger in front of a TV can claim to be clueless.  Another horror of war has come to our lovely first world living rooms this morning, and it looks like this...




Yes.  This is one of the children killed by a US army staff sergeant in the wee hours of Sunday morning, as he walked house to house less than a mile from his base, killing unsuspecting Afghans as they slept.  The number of victims, according to military spokespersons this morning, is "somewhere in the teens." 

This is what the Taliban has to say about us today:
"sick-minded American savages" committed the "blood-soaked and inhumane crime"...

I find the rationale hard to argue. 

But here's the truth about war...when we put guns in the hands of men and women and train them to kill people, we are promoting sick-mindedness.  Say what you will about defending our freedoms...the hard, cold facts are that we put our military volunteers in dreadful situations with nothing to do but think about killing someone, or being killed by someone.  Imagine it for a minute.

Alongside basic tenets of humanity, sanity...Christianity...that is a recipe for sick-minded madness.

This is not a defense of the person (or persons) who walked off a US military base 24 hours ago and went on a killing spree.  I can barely breathe today thinking about it.

This is a condemnation of war.  Everything about war is an inhumane crime.  Think about it.

Who can look at the photo above or read the newspaper or listen to NPR today and not know this:  War is not the answer. 

And you cannot claim, today, to be clueless.

War is not the answer.  Ever.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

You Can Be Skinny

...but only if you're rich enough.

Maybe it's the wine.  Maybe it's my delirium over 1,077 words on the page today, even though I was completely distracted from the desk until 5 pm.  Maybe it's just that this is truly, completely hilarious. 

There is a brand of jeans called Rich and Skinny.  Really...go ahead...click on it.  The pair pictured below...appropriately named "Legacy Fire"...costs $187.  Okay, I think I get the Rich part of this line.
 

Based on the photo above, or any of those on the website,  I guess we'd all have to agree on the Skinny part, too.  Where are the muffin tops on these women? 

Oh, except they have my size. 

And I'm not skinny. 

I guess I might consider myself rich enough to buy some Rich and Skinnys, if ONLY they had fancy branding on the butt pockets of these fancy pants.  I mean, who wouldn't want to walk around with "rich and skinny" stitched on their back pocket? 

Missed opportunity, R&S.  Big one. 

Now. Back to work.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Always Be Batman

When my oldest son was 12, he said he wanted to be Batman when he grew up.  We suggested he sign up for some theater classes in high school. 

"No," he said.  "I don't want to pretend to be Batman, I want to be Batman."

Ah, well that is different.  To be Batman, we reasoned, you should have been born into another family and then orphaned at a young age.  You would need to have witnessed a terrible crime to fuel your vigilante angst.  You likely should be growing up with a butler named Alfred, in a house with a huge basement. 

The same son also wanted to play basketball for the NBA, but - alas - he was only 6-feet tall.  When he began to face the early end of his basketball career (junior year in high school) he asked why we didn't make him play baseball. 

"You knew I was going to be a short white guy," he said.  "Why not put me in baseball?" 

Well, we defended, that would have required parents who, a) knew something about baseball, and b) had some sway over their son's choices. 

This boy, I should tell you, is about to finish his PhD in social psychology (and for all I know, that means he is Batman...!).  He is the super hero of many hearts, including that of the woman he is going to marry in August of this year.  And you know, I think she gets him. 

Here's the sound wisdom she posted on his Facebook wall today: 


Really.  Don't fight the truth.  Be who you are.   

Unless you can be Batman.

Always be Batman.

Now.  Back to work. 

Pinterest Ruined My Day

I dawdled at my writing today and found myself perusing Pinterest for 15 minutes longer than ever necessary for a person like me.  If you aren't familiar with Pinterest, it's like Oprah's Favorite Things meets Facebook/Twitter and it looks like this:


For a non-visual brain organizer like I am, this is pretty much an invitation to overwhelm and distraction...something someone trying to methodically organize characters and pivotal scenes and meaningful dialogue inside the outline of a long work of fiction doesn't really need. 

And if that weren't reason enough to stay away from wandering through the whims and fancies of friends and friends of friends and friends of friends of friends...here's what Pinterest left in my head today: 


 This is the way I think I used to look in my clothes.  This is the way I sometimes believe I could still look in my clothes if I lost 10 pounds.  In fact, I almost googled leather pants today....


Then I remembered that this is really a more appropriate and real-life look for me:


In other words, I'm telling you...a woman my age in leather pants would do nothing to enhance her sagging body parts, nothing to add credibility to her gender, and certainly nothing you could label "good fashion" for the 50s.  That was my head talking.

But my heart still wanted to rock leather pants. 

When did this happen?  At what age/body stage did some things become inappropriate for me?  I've been tall and thin my whole life...before tall and thin was cool, in fact.  Now that it IS cool, dang it, I'm too old to pull off the shock and awe. 

Well...maybe the shock. 

I thought about my sweet friend Anna Marie, who told me when she was 75: "I feel exactly like I did when I was 18...I just don't climb the stairs like I did when I was 18." 

Or wear leather pants?

Surely, I tried to tell myself while attempting to re-focus attention on some weighty character development in Chapter 4...surely I can still look hot in leather pants. 

If it's night time.
Really dark.
And I walk fast...

Ha!  Like I could walk fast in those boots...

Dang you, Pinterest.   

Now. Back to work.