Maybe it's the wine. Maybe it's my delirium over 1,077 words on the page today, even though I was completely distracted from the desk until 5 pm. Maybe it's just that this is truly, completely hilarious.
There is a brand of jeans called Rich and Skinny. Really...go ahead...click on it. The pair pictured below...appropriately named "Legacy Fire"...costs $187. Okay, I think I get the Rich part of this line.
Based on the photo above, or any of those on the website, I guess we'd all have to agree on the Skinny part, too. Where are the muffin tops on these women?
Oh, except they have my size.
And I'm not skinny.
I guess I might consider myself rich enough to buy some Rich and Skinnys, if ONLY they had fancy branding on the butt pockets of these fancy pants. I mean, who wouldn't want to walk around with "rich and skinny" stitched on their back pocket?
Missed opportunity, R&S. Big one.
Now. Back to work.
